I'm called Verbish and I live somewhere in Britain. I'm made of sunshine, angel queefs and dreams, my life is awesome and so are the people in it. So are you, probably. I'm a supervillain, an adventurer and the best friend you never knew you had.
The focus of my romantic and sexual desires is often the dolphin species, as according to the Daily Mail, it is indeed legal, and also broccoli, because I used to be one in another life. My girlbroccoli... she's so green...
Feel free to talk to me, electronically via the internet, in person should we cross paths, and telepathically if you have those sort of powers. I don't. The balls in your court.
Found in a nuclear bunker. I love that this sign specifies that it’s to house VIP’s. It’s comforting to know that when the bombs drop and missles fly, us normal civilians can count on our government to abandon us.