Onions and Lemmings- thoughts from the frontline of the real life zombie apocalypse, is a new blog project that takes my writings away from villainy to blog about my experiences here in the “real world”, share some of my prematurely gained wisdom, and hopefully brighten up peoples days. Read it when you have the time.
An assassin from a parallel universe played by my good friend Charlotte. Character was conceived when I realized a Nandos menu stick was actually pretty weighty and would make a nifty weapon. After Effects, a Nazi hat and a pun name did the rest.
Since my original pictures were atrocious, here is the Steampunk Vibrator, in all its clockwork glory. Instead of a button is a wind-up function, which means that the vibrator has a tendency to “finish” right when you don’t want it to. Just like a real man.